KELAPA PARUT
Untuk lebih tahan lama selama 2 tahun. Belah kelapa dan ambik sebelah sahaja. Gunakan pada 31 December 2007. Dan sebelah lagi pada 1 Januari 2007. Wah? tahan sampai 2 tahun kan?Jangan lupa hujung tahun nie cuba tau.
NASI/LAUK
Biar tahan lebih lama, jangan gunakan jari pasal jari kita ada bakteria. Sebab tu lauk cepat basi. Ceduk la pakai sudu ke, sudip ke.
BARANGAN KEMAS TERUTAMA EMAS
Barangan emas bila dah terlalu banyak dikenakan zakat. Tapi kalau untuk lebih 'tahan lama'...bayar la zakat untuk barang kemas tu. Kalau tak, tetiba hilang atau kena curi. Padan muka korang... hahaha!
PAKAIAN
Jangan rendam dalam serbuk pencuci lama sangat dan elak guna washing machine... Jangan jemur bawah terik mentari elak guna bleach. Gantung bila disimpan. Cuci guna air jeram/hujan. Jangan bagi pinjam kat kawan! Kalau boleh pakai baju member, baju sendiri simpan elok-elok.
KERETA
Lepas beli, simpan kat garaj. Bungkus elok-elok. Jangan bagi angin masuk. Jangan bagi habuk masuk. Jangan bagi wap air masuk. Pagi-pagi panaskan enjin dan hari-hari lap kereta. Bayar loan bulan-bulan sampai abis loan. Gerenti kereta tahan lama.
KENYANG
Kalau nak tahan lama, sebelum makan baca bismillah dan doa. Akhir makan, doa dan ucap alhamdullillah. Jangan jadi macam setan.
UMUR
Umur nak tahan lama?. Jangan Merokok! Rokok nak tahan lama?. Jangan Hisap!.
TIDUR
Nak tahan lama tak tidur malam - senang aje jangan tidur.
HUBUNGAN
Bertahan lama dalam persahabatan/hubungan. Jujur dan ikhlas.
KUIH RAYA
Kuih raya kalau nak tahan lama, melantak bebanyak sikit. Kalau orang datang rumah beraya kasi tapaukan dia sekali kuih-kuih raya tu. Ini bermakna tak la membazir. Kalau simpan lama sangat nanti kuih jadi tengik. Lepas tu nak kena buang, jangan jadi setan, membazir amalan setan.
PUASA
Gerenti lapar kan, kalau nak "tahan lama" bebanyakan beribadat" jangan asyik nak bercerita pasal baju raya ke, kuih raya ke atau pun mengumpat.
KERJA
Kerja kalau nak "tahan lama" jangan asyik nak baca email atau blog aje macam korang. Dah tak ada kerja lain ke. Kalau Bos nampak tak pasal-pasal kena buang kerja. Padan muka!
Sebenarnya, saya nak kongsi dengan kalian yang sudah berumah tangga untuk bertahan lebih lama. Sungguh! Saya tak tipu.
KLIK SINI
Nota : Saya dapat bertahan lebih lama dari biasa. Dia tak boleh tahan! Saya suka. Dia gembira. Hahaha...
****
Solan pemahaman :
Dalam sebuah sangkar terdapat 44 ekor haiwan yang terdiri daripada arnab dan itik.
Jumlah kaki yang terdapat pada haiwan di situ ialah 100 batang.
Ada berapa ekorkah itik dan arnab dalam sangkar itu ?
75 comments:
uasblf The best blog you have!
DROC5V actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Please write anything else!
Magnific!
Magnific!
Please write anything else!
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Wonderful blog.
Nice Article.
Hello all!
HPikmK write more, thanks.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Please write anything else!
Magnific!
Good job!
Good job!
Magnific!
Hello all!
Hello all!
Thanks to author.
Thanks to author.
Hello all!
Hello all!
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Nice Article.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Hello all!
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Good job!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Thanks to author.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Wonderful blog.
C++ should have been called B
Save the whales, collect the whole set
Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Save the whales, collect the whole set
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Magnific!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Wonderful blog.
Please write anything else!
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Thanks to author.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Save the whales, collect the whole set
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Please write anything else!
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Good job!
Post a Comment