27.9.07

Petua tahan lebih lama

KELAPA PARUT
Untuk lebih tahan lama selama 2 tahun. Belah kelapa dan ambik sebelah sahaja. Gunakan pada 31 December 2007. Dan sebelah lagi pada 1 Januari 2007. Wah? tahan sampai 2 tahun kan?Jangan lupa hujung tahun nie cuba tau.

NASI/LAUK
Biar tahan lebih lama, jangan gunakan jari pasal jari kita ada bakteria. Sebab tu lauk cepat basi. Ceduk la pakai sudu ke, sudip ke.

BARANGAN KEMAS TERUTAMA EMAS
Barangan emas bila dah terlalu banyak dikenakan zakat. Tapi kalau untuk lebih 'tahan lama'...bayar la zakat untuk barang kemas tu. Kalau tak, tetiba hilang atau kena curi. Padan muka korang... hahaha!

PAKAIAN
Jangan rendam dalam serbuk pencuci lama sangat dan elak guna washing machine... Jangan jemur bawah terik mentari elak guna bleach. Gantung bila disimpan. Cuci guna air jeram/hujan. Jangan bagi pinjam kat kawan! Kalau boleh pakai baju member, baju sendiri simpan elok-elok.

KERETA
Lepas beli, simpan kat garaj. Bungkus elok-elok. Jangan bagi angin masuk. Jangan bagi habuk masuk. Jangan bagi wap air masuk. Pagi-pagi panaskan enjin dan hari-hari lap kereta. Bayar loan bulan-bulan sampai abis loan. Gerenti kereta tahan lama.

KENYANG
Kalau nak tahan lama, sebelum makan baca bismillah dan doa. Akhir makan, doa dan ucap alhamdullillah. Jangan jadi macam setan.

UMUR
Umur nak tahan lama?. Jangan Merokok! Rokok nak tahan lama?. Jangan Hisap!.

TIDUR
Nak tahan lama tak tidur malam - senang aje jangan tidur.

HUBUNGAN
Bertahan lama dalam persahabatan/hubungan. Jujur dan ikhlas.

KUIH RAYA
Kuih raya kalau nak tahan lama, melantak bebanyak sikit. Kalau orang datang rumah beraya kasi tapaukan dia sekali kuih-kuih raya tu. Ini bermakna tak la membazir. Kalau simpan lama sangat nanti kuih jadi tengik. Lepas tu nak kena buang, jangan jadi setan, membazir amalan setan.

PUASA
Gerenti lapar kan, kalau nak "tahan lama" bebanyakan beribadat" jangan asyik nak bercerita pasal baju raya ke, kuih raya ke atau pun mengumpat.

KERJA
Kerja kalau nak "tahan lama" jangan asyik nak baca email atau blog aje macam korang. Dah tak ada kerja lain ke. Kalau Bos nampak tak pasal-pasal kena buang kerja. Padan muka!


Sebenarnya, saya nak kongsi dengan kalian yang sudah berumah tangga untuk bertahan lebih lama. Sungguh! Saya tak tipu.
KLIK SINI


Nota : Saya dapat bertahan lebih lama dari biasa. Dia tak boleh tahan! Saya suka. Dia gembira. Hahaha...




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